Your Revered Chef is most sorrowful for not having posted a new mind-blowing recipe for quite some time, but there’s an easy explanation:
Rejoice, because Your Revered Chef is busy editing his newest book “Easy Guide to Culinary Cooking for the Middle-Aged Inebriated Uncircumcised White Male” which is expected to become another bestseller. Standby for more news!
Now go forth and be merry!
Your Revered Chef